A Funny Moment

Tim and I were at Eglinton Park today, observing the kids swimming in the indoor pool. We were outside, looking in through the glass windows, completely bored.

Kevin: Hey man, look they're all kids!
Tim: Yeah. Look, that guy's hitting them in the face with the [beach] ball.
Kevin: HAHA yeah! Doesn't that guy look like a woman with that red shirt?
Tim: Haha yeah, he does a little bit. He's probably a lifeguard because it says 'lifeguard' on his shirt.
Kevin: Well, yeah...but...he looks like a woman. Look at that kid, doesn't he look too old to be in there?
Tim: Who?
Kevin: That kid right there, the tall one.
Tim: Oh yeah.
Kevin: He's probably a retard. Look at those kids, they're teasing the retard!
Tim: Oh my God HAHA.
Kevin: (using his voice to mimic the kids) "Hey! Look at him! He's a retard!"
"Come on guys, don't make fun of me. That's not nice..."
"Haha. What a loser!"
Tim: HAHA. That is sooo bad.

A woman and her child walk by. The child walks through the door, to the pool.

Kevin: Look, the retarded guy's not interacting with the other children. I wonder why. Check the lifeguard. "Come on guys, don't tease the retarded guy."
"What? No, screw you! You're a retard! Give us the ball!"
(Carries on, saying obscene things, still mimicking the children.)
Tim: (Noticing the woman is still there) Hey man, we gotta go. Someone's standing there. They can hear us.
Kevin (Looks back to see the woman) Oh shit.

The two boys walk away very fast, trying hard to stifle their laughter.